Dad Jokes

In honor of St Joseph’s Feast Day, our favorite Juan Diego fathers are cracking us up.

Google describes dad jokes as, “an unoriginal or unfunny joke of a type supposedly told by middle-aged or older men.” This may be true, but we all love secretly love a good dad joke. Here are three JD teachers sharing their favorite dad jokes.

Mr Ulle:

What do you hear when eight sodium atoms walking into a bar?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman.

 

Mr Sontum:

Peat and Repeat are walking down the street and repeat walks into a bar. Who’s left?

Repeat.

Peat and Repeat are walking down the street and repeat walks into a bar. Who’s left?

Repeat.

Mr Melonas:

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

Dad jokes may be annoying at times but they cheer us up when we need it. We are lucky to have the men in our lives who show up as father figures. Even when they do tell cheesy jokes, they’re the best.